1. The host provides the beer
2. No complaining about the
3. You cannot bring your own
4. If you pull it - you drink
5. If you don't - you wear it
6. You must finish each beer -
7. If you're caught dumping -
the host can require you to drink "The Foot"
8. The BAD BEER BASH is invite
only - no crashing allowed
9. If you pull a "penalty
beer" - you drink "The Foot"
10. What happens at a BAD BEER
BASH, stays at a BAD BEER BASH (at least until the statute
of limitations expires...)
The process is simple. All the
beer goes into the BBDUs (Bad Beer Distribution Units) and iced
down. In the top of each BBDU, a hole is cut and the BBDU is
covered with a towel. The BBB participant reaches under the
towel, into the hole in the BBDU, and grabs a beer. *** ALL BEER
MUST BE IN CANS ***
Whatever the participant pulls
out... they drink. If they refuse, the beer they have refused
gets dumped on them. IF said participant pulls out the penalty
beer*, they are required to drink "The Foot"**
* Penalty Beer - This is a
beer devoid of any manly qualities. Bud Light, Mich Ultra,
Amstel... you know... something you'd see a girl drinking.
** The Foot - The Foot is the
ultimate bad beer. BIGFOOT ALE brewed by Sierra Nevada
Brewing Company. I know... you're thinking they're not bad.
Yeah? Try Bigfoot... a colorful bouquet... like a pure
spring morning dew mixed with Moose piss and motor oil from
a 1964 B Model Mack.
If required to drink The Foot, the
participant is stamped on the forehead so as to not be required
to drink more than one Foot per night. If the participant pull
the penalty beer again, they can assign their Foot to another
participant who has yet to drink one. If you are assigned a
Foot, you DO NOT get the forehead stamp protecting you from
At no time can a participant peak
into the BBDUs to see what they are getting - and at no time can
a participant return their selected beer to the BBDU.