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BASH - III

 

I'd like to say we've matured... we've grown... we've become responsible adults. BUT I CAN'T SAY A DAMN ONE OF THOSE THINGS!!!! We're still nothing more than beer swigging idiots - dropping trow at the mere mention of someone's ass. Fine we're juveniles. But you know what... fart jokes are ALWAYS funny!!!

It finally happened this year. What I thought was impossible. The bad beer that could NOT be finished once opened. It exists!!! Men tried... men hurled... but one stood tall - accepted the bet - AND FINISHED THE SHIT!!!

His lips went numb and he walked in circles mumbling in spanish the rest of the night...

 

BAD BEER BASH - VIII SLOGAN

Turn that fatty into a hottie...

in just two cases!!

 

 

PHOTO GALLERY

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As always... the bikes are a top attraction of any Bad Beer Bash event

A familiar site... ready for the party to start

Mark, Terry, and Whitey... just priming themselves for the evenings festivities.

Whitey goes in for his first Bad Beer Bash beer... EVER!!! Welcome to the club my brother....

Jaguar Ice!!! A bad beer indeed - but in tribute to a "quiet, well-respected hero". This one's for you JP!!!

Backroad snakes out a PBR Anniversary brew....

That's right Chris... STAG!!! No complaints. You can have your wine spritzer later....

Put the three of them together and you stilll won't get half a brain...

Ouch... JR Ewing Beer. Sorry bro... could be worse.

BILLY BEER!!!! A Bad Beer Bash staple....

Terry and Whitey proudly working on conquering... THE FOOT!!!!

Hey Terry!!! JR Ewing... well done!!

THIS IS IT!!! The beer that we wouldn't finish.... Frank pulled it --- WFBG Radio, Keystone Country, Premium Beer. (Translation? Horse piss....)

Terry tried it....

Then puked.... (sissy)

What a pansy... YOU'RE A GIRL!!!!

Poor Terry... being nursed back to health...

LOOK AT IT!!!! IT'S GREEN!!!! This is the man that took the challenge and FINISHED that shit!!!!!

ONE GLASS - TWO CHUGS....

GONE!!!!!! Dude... you drink whatever you want the rest of the night... you earned it!!!

Whitey... half cocked ready to crack open a Hudephol

Yes Jimbo... we love you too!! Ya' jipe gargler...

It looks innocent enough... but the fun part is noone is wearing any underwear!! It's a rule....

Dude.. that generic beer SUCKS!!!!!

C'mon Robin... drink another one!!!

A familiar site... random females drawn to the manliness that is Bad Beer Bash. Studies have shown... 60% of the time... it works everytime!!!

Terry, ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO FINISH THAT BIGFOOT?!?!?!

You get lucky at the Bad Beer Bash...

Still haven't finished it... my God man... MAN UP!!!!!

Mark & Suzy... notice Mark is drinking a Harley beer --- Daytona 1988. He's smiling cause he hasn't tasted it yet....

C'mon Paul... drink it you fuck'n pansy!!!!

This is a rare site ladies and gentlemen... the Whitey mating dance. You can see that Robin is FROZEN like a statue - just hoping that the offender will move on...

Paul & April... she's smart and attractive... he licks peanut butter off of his dog's poop chute. It's a match made in heaven....

Ok... I'm drunk... I'm allowed to sit down....

Hey Ro!!! I didn't realize that Gold Wing riders were allowed to wear Harley shirts....

A rose between two thorns... or a hottie between two ugly dudes... whichever you prefer. Love ya' Jamie!!!

Notice what I'm drinking? A new addition at BBB-8... GRAIN BELT!!!! (Thanks to Birdie in MN... LOVE YA BROTHER!!!)

Craig & Lisa in some STYLIN' Bad Beer Bash shirts from prior years....

Harry, Julie, April, and Chris... hey April --- nice cowboy hat!!!

Danny C, "Trophy Wife", and Lisa... Dan is drinking a Kentucky Derby Beer - 1995 ---- well done brother.

Watching Pat and Paul play foosball is like watching a poodle try to hump a buffalo...

What can you say? They are better people after experiencing all that is Bad Beer Bash.

The night comes to a close... the stongest few remain... another Bad Beer Bash comes to an end.